Bitchin'

My blog is about whatever the fuck I want.

Bitchin'
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yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white
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only-you-define-you:

woodmeat:


chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.


Everytime I order pizza I make the person do the Macarena and one time this old lady in a long ass jean skirt did the Macarena for me and I cried and gave her a $10 tip cx
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gnarly:

omg
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maryssamazing:

He’s winking!
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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 
August 30th.
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